Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

I don’t know how many people gave Madonna a eeweee side look at the Vanity fair party last night but you gotta feel for Lourdes having to stand next to her Mom’s bared bottom all night, it must have felt like a hookers day out at the slave market.

What do you say to your 52 year old Mom when she dresses in an outfit last seen in the window of a slut auction. How do you tell her that your little mini ha ha dress IS the limit and not an inch less?

If the restaurant I’m going to has a habit of filling it’s car park with Aston’s and Ferrari’s I arrive by cab. I don’t polish my 30 year Fiat Panda and park right alongside Malcom’s Massarati or Roland’s Rolls Royce.

I can understand Madonna dressing her 52′s this way had the dress code said come dressed for trade, but that could hardly have been written on an invite to one most prestigious events in the show biz calendar…. could it?

   

Madonna and Lourdes inside at the Vanity Fair party

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MADONNA PLANNING HIGH-ENERGY ROUTINE FOR SPEARS TOUR

MADONNA and BRITNEY SPEARS are planning
an explosive dance routine to ensure her
forthcoming comeback world tour kicks off with a bang.
The Queen of Pop is expected to appear as a surprise
guest on Spears’ upcoming Circus tour
later this year.

The Toxic hitmaker joined
her mentor Madonna
on-stage in Los Angeles in November
2008 during the U.S. leg of her Sticky + Sweet tour, and the Material Girl is reportedly desperate to return the favour.

Spears has reportedly hired Jamie King, the choreographer of Madonna’s last three tours, to create a high-energy routine the duo can perform together.
A source tells Britain’s Daily Mail, “When Britney joined Madonna on stage for her Sticky + Sweet
tour it was very sedate.

“This is going to be a high-energy dance routine - getting back to what they are both good at: Performing.”

Madonna and Spears shocked fans when they puckered up for an on-stage kiss during their performance at the MTV VMAs in 2003. They also teamed up on a track, Me Against the Music, the same year.